Confessions

Cue Usher song:  "These are my confessions. . . .".

Confession 1:  I have girl crushes (in a total non-lesbian kind of way).  My girl crushes are women that I would want to be more like, not crushes in the sense that I'm attracted to them.  My celebrity girl crush is Heidi Klum.  I mean she's gorgeous and also a successful model, Project Runway host/creator, mom and wife.  My regular person girl crush is a girl in my work out class.  She has a great body and one that I would like to have.  She isn't super skinny but she is very toned and healthy.  That is what I am striving for right now.  I will never be one of those super skinny bitches and I am totally ok with that.  I like having curves because it makes me feel womanly.  I would just like my curves more toned.

Confession 2:  I really just don't like some people.  I use to think that if I didn't like everyone, then something must be wrong with me.  I tried everything I could to try to give these people the benefit of the doubt and try to like them but yet I still didn't.  I have now accepted that it isn't me, it is them and it is ok to not like everyone.

Confession 3:  I hate wearing make-up and fixing my hair.  Hello Humidity is not my bff!  With 102 temps and 100% humidity I just think what is the point of even trying to look nice!

Confession 4:  I am a magazine junkie.  I love some US Weekly, InStyle, People, Health, People Style, Women's Health, and Parents magazine!  I buy probably 2-4 in a week.  Yikes!

Confession 5:  I am on the border of being considered a hoarder.  I can't get organized which I chalk up mostly to being so friggin' ADD.  I start things that I never finish and I am so easily distracted.  I should probably be medicated but oh well.  I have little piles of crap all over my house.  Things to get to but I never do.  It drives me almost insane but I am also a procrastinator so you see my dilema!

Confession 6:  My husband is the love of my life but seriously there are some days I just want to chuck something and hit him upside the head.  Only the person you love can make you so mad!

Confession 7:  I am NOT a morning person and I hate cheerful morning people.  Let me have my coffee, give me another 30 minutes and then we can have a conversation.

Confession 8:  I have road rage and most family members and friends that know me well refuse to talk to me on the phone while I am driving.  I can't stand idiot drivers.

Confession 9:  I always return my shopping cart to the return bin in the parking lot.  It is a habit, I can't help it.

Confession 10:  I really do wish I had a death ray gun and some minions.

Confession 11:  I don't mind when friends copy me but when it is almost everything I do/have then it starts to freak me out in a "Single White Female" kind of way.